This week I was thinking about Gretchen Rubin’s happiness project. Gretchen Rubin’s happiness project is perhaps my unhappiness project.
I want you to close your eyes.Imagine yourself living on the Upper East Side, your adoring husband and two healthy and academically gifted young girls trailing behind you. You’re invited to parties. You have friends. You have a nanny. You have an office and you can afford to pave it with bluebirds without a care. Yet something is missing. You spend most of your time (it seems) thinking about how you aren’t acknowledged enough for the good you do, how it doesn’t count for enough, and griping at your family for not following what you want or acknowledging your actions enough. You ready? You got it? Congrats – you might just be Gretchen Rubin.
See, I’d have a lot more stock in Rubin if she’d literally any chops of her own. But she admits to being relatively happy, incredibly privileged – and refuses to engage in therapy. Perhaps in refusing to do so, or otherwise, she neglects to tell the reader what she has overcome that gives her the right to preach to us about being happy. Because without that information, this comes across as, ‘I was bored and trying to deal with the ennui of being a person who is finite and can’t possibly matter to everyone, so I wrote this book and spent a year giving myself gold stars to fix it.’
Alright. Gretchen is a self-described perfectionist. I accept that. But a lot of what being a happier person looks like for her, is also…being a better person. It’s griping less. It’s complaining less. It’s buying shit she doesn’t need and pestering her unbelievably patient friends to let her clear out their closets. It’s downright preachy, and coming from someone whose wealth, health, and familial security I can probably never hope to match, it’s not genuine. Being a better person is all very well – kindness and community is a large part of being happy. Being good to others makes us happier. But Gretchen can’t hope to deal with any of the initial stages of developing self-worth this way. I guess she doesn’t have to, though, since she’s too busy battling that one kind of bad book review her Churchill biography got once. Also, this does not STOP. It’s always ‘my time as a Supreme Court clerk’, ‘my Yale degree’, ‘my very rich and obedient husband’, ‘my adoring daughter’. It makes it so hard to relate to her, because the entire thing seems like a humble-brag about her whole damn life. Like, Gretchen always says, ‘identify the problem’. In one major case of what brings her misery, the problem is her not having a set-aside place for her to put things she wants her daughters to remember. Her solution? A box. Great. Thanks, Gretchen. A box.
So, what is this book about, aside from a rich white woman figuring out how to best use her privilege to her advantage? I’ll summarise. She sets aside twelve commandments, and twelve month-long mini-projects where she has a theme and actions in correspondence with the theme. Some of the more useful things (hint: all of them can be found elsewhere, because Gretchen has not had an original thought in the whole book):
- don’t complain for a full week
- start a gratitude journal
- keep a line a day journal
- be authentic (she says ‘Be Gretchen’ like, every four lines)
- exercise regularly (DUH)
- learn to laugh at yourself
- buy the happiness you can (as in, spend your money on quality things that make you happy. That is, if you’re not living paycheque to paycheque)
- make time for friends, and make room for likeminded people
- try to stop needing affirmation from others
This is mostly good advice (I should fucking hope so, she cites enough secondary research to fill a library), but the lens through which it is delivered makes it patronising and condescending. I’d suggest you take your reading to a summary or a review of this book instead. However, the last few pages do tell you how to start your own happiness project, and the ‘truths’ (platitudes) that Gretchen works with, and I’ll gladly write them here so that you don’t have to buy this!
‘Secrets of Adulthood’ (so trite I could just die)
- We’re more like other people, and less like other people, than we suppose.
- Things often get harder before they get easier.
- It’s easier to keep up than to catch up.
- The things that go wrong often make the best memories.
- We can’t make people change, but when we change, others change, and a relationship changes.
- Most decisions don’t require extensive research.
- Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.
- Every room should include something purple.
- Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
- Nothing stays in Vegas.
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
- Starting again is harder than starting.
- Go slow to go fast.
- Don’t expect to be motivated by motivation.
- Everything looks better arranged on a tray.
- Something that can be done at any time is often done at no time.
- It’s easier to change your surroundings than yourself.
- The days are long, but the years are short.
To be honest, most of those are things I feel like I’ve heard in Aesop’s Fables. Or The Hangover. Whatever. Moving on, Gretchen’s advice for building your own happiness project:
Answer the following questions:
- What makes you feel good? What activities do you find fun, satisfying, or energising?
- What makes you feel bad? What are the sources of anger, irritation, boredom, frustration, or anxiety in your life?
- Is there any way in which you don’t feel right about your life? Do you wish you could change your job, city, family situation, or other circumstances? Are you living up to your expectations for yourself? Does your life reflect your values?
- Do you have sources of an atmosphere of growth? In what elements of your life do you find progress, learning, challenge, improvement, and increased mastery?
Identify specific, measurable solutions that will allow you to evaluate whether you’re making progress. See, this is where I start to have a problem – happiness is not necessarily measurable, and often it’s not to be measured in these kinds of evaluable terms! Moreover, I feel like addressing your happiness for monthlong periods at a time is a really terrible and unsustainable way to do it. Maybe as a learning experience – but it’s important to establish which aspects you like, why, and figure out how to keep them going in a sustainable way!
Mine:
1. Radiate love, softness, and honesty. Be kind.
2. Think about you can help others in all things.
3. Breathe into your difficulties.
4. Don’t buy it unless you’ll use up.
5. ‘I like your shoes. What brings you here?’ – a good way to talk to strangers.
6. Be your own punk. This means making shit! It means putting it out there! It means not being scared!
I will leave you with this one example from a book, to really convince you why you shouldn’t buy it. One of Gretchen’s aims is to stop seeking outside approval. She spends ages planning a party for her mother-in-law – arranging for one family member to cater, others to wrap gifts, etc. And she’s feeling hard-done-by that everyone is enjoying it but no one has said, ‘Gretchen, what a wonderful party!’ Fortunately, her angel husband, Jamie, saves the day by presenting her with some expensive jewellery. What’s that life like?
I will also leave you with this: Gretchen compiled the best of her blog posts (a free online resource) into a book. Huh?